By invading Venezuela, President Trump simply lit America’s everlasting exploding cigar.
For over 175 years — ever since america conquered half of Mexico — almost each president has messed with Latin America whereas telling the remainder of the world to remain the hell out.
We have now helped depose democratically elected leaders and propped up murderous strongmen. Skilled demise squads and supplied bailouts to favored allies. Ran financial blockades and inspired American firms to deal with the area’s riches, and its staff, like a cookie jar.
From the Mexican American Warfare to the Bay of Pigs invasion, the Panama Canal to NAFTA, we’ve solely appeared out for ourselves in Latin America even whereas wrapping our actions within the banner of benevolence.
It’s hardly ever ended effectively for anybody concerned — particularly us. Lots of the leaders we put into energy turned despots we tolerated till they ran their course, like Panama’s Manuel Noriega. The political upheaval we helped create has led generations of Latin Individuals emigrate to el Norte, essentially altering our nation at the same time as too many Individuals assume folks like my household ought to have stayed of their ancestral houses.
So there Trump was at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday, insisting that the seize of Venezuela dictator Nicolás Maduro and his spouse by American troops was a army motion as good and consequential as D-day. He additionally introduced that the U.S. would “run the nation” and virtually jiggled out his bizarre “YMCA” dance on the thought of earning money from Venezuelan oil.
His message to the world: Venezuela is ours till we are saying so, similar to the remainder of Latin America. And if allies and enemies alike nonetheless didn’t get the trace, Trump introduced an up to date Monroe Doctrine — the concept that the U.S. can do no matter it desires within the Western Hemisphere — known as the “Donroe Doctrine.”
Due to course he did.
Nobody in Washington needs to be extra versed on this horrible historical past than Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the kid of Cubans who fled the island when it was dominated by the U.S.-backed caudillo Fulgencio Batista.
Rubio grew up in an exile group that noticed Batista’s alternative, Fidel Castro, stay in energy for many years, regardless of a U.S. embargo. As one among Florida’s U.S. senators, Rubio represented tens of millions of Latin American immigrants who had fled civil wars sparked by the U.S. in a technique or one other.
But he’s Trumpworld’s largest cheerleader for Latin American regime change, serving to torpedo the president’s anti-interventionist marketing campaign promise as if it had been a narco boat off the South American coast.
On Saturday, Rubio appeared on silently as Trump threatened Colombian President Gustavo Petro to “watch his ass.” When it was Rubio’s flip to take questions from reporters, he stated Cuban leaders “needs to be involved” and supplied a warning to the remainder of the world: “Don’t play video games with this president in workplace, as a result of it’s not going to end up effectively.”
In Latin America, few are extra reviled than the vendido — the sellout. Betraying one’s nation for private or political acquire is an authentic sin relationship again to the tribes who aligned with Spanish conquistadors to take down repressive empires, solely to endure the identical unhappy finish themselves. Vendidos have dominated the area’s historical past and stilted its improvement, with leaders — Mexico’s Porfirio Diaz, the Somozas of Nicaragua, Rafael Trujillo within the Dominican Republic — very happy to facet with the yanquis on the expense of their very own countrymen.
Rubio belongs to this lengthy, sordid lineup — and in some ways, he’s the worst vendido of all of them.
Then-Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), left, listens throughout a 2016 president debate with candidate Donald Trump.
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I nonetheless keep in mind the fresh-faced, idealistic man attempting to cross a bipartisan amnesty invoice in 2013. Although too right-wing for my style, he appeared like a Latino politician who might thread the needle between liberals and conservatives, gringos and us.
It was fantastic to see him name out Trump’s boorishness when the 2 ran in opposition to one another within the 2016 Republican presidential main. He advised CNN’s Jake Tapper, in phrases that sound extra prophetic than ever, “For years to come back, there are numerous folks … which might be going to be having to clarify and justify how they fell into this entice of supporting Donald Trump as a result of this isn’t going to finish effectively, by hook or by crook.”
The thirst for energy has a means of corrupting even probably the most idealistic hearts, alas. Rubio ended up endorsing Trump in 2016, supporting Trump’s claims that the 2020 election was rigged and proclaiming on the 2024 Republican Nationwide Conference that Trump “has not simply reworked our occasion, he has impressed a motion.”
Rubio’s reward for his boot-licking? He units our international coverage agenda, which is like placing an arsonist in control of a fireworks stall.
I’m positive all of this comes off as leftist babble to the Venezuelan diaspora, a lot of whom cheered Maduro’s destiny from Spain to Mexico, Miami to Los Angeles. Solely a deluded pendejo might help what Maduro wrought on Venezuela, which was a affluent nation and a comparatively secure U.S. ally for many years as the remainder of South America teetered from one disaster to a different.
However for Trump, toppling Maduro was by no means concerning the well-being of Venezuelans or bringing democracy to their nation; it was about securing a foothold to flex American energy and enrich the U.S.
In the meantime, his deportation Leviathan has wolfed up tens of hundreds of undocumented Venezuelans and canceled the non permanent protected standing of lots of of hundreds extra.
Again in 2022, when Rubio was nonetheless a senator, he advocated for Venezuelans to be eligible for non permanent protected standing, which is granted to residents of nations thought-about too harmful to return to. On the time, Rubio argued that “failure to take action would end in a really actual demise sentence for numerous Venezuelans who’ve fled their nation.”
Now? At a Might information convention, he maintained that the 240 Venezuelans deported to El Salvador earlier in 2025 “weren’t migrants, these had been criminals,” though the Deportation Knowledge Mission discovered that solely 16% of them had legal convictions.
Rubio has lengthy long-established himself as a modern-day Simón Bolívar, the Venezuelan who led the liberation of South America from Spain and who has been a hero to many Latinos ever since.
However even Bolívar knew to be skeptical of American hegemony, writing in an 1829 letter that the U.S. “appears destined by Windfall to plague [Latin] America with miseries within the title of Freedom.”
Plague, thy title is Marco Rubio. By pushing Trump to run rampant over Latin America, you’re setting in movement the identical previous music of U.S. meddling that ties your loved ones and mine. By letting Maduro’s cronies stay in energy in the event that they play together with you and Trump, though they stole an election in 2024, proves you’re as a lot for the Venezuelan folks as, effectively, Maduro.
Vendido.

