No one requested me however:
I’d have extra confidence in new MSP Col. Geoffrey Noble if he hadn’t gone native and embraced the cone head look.
Is that his personal private homage to all of the Canton cone heads – Michael Proctor, Brian Tully, Joseph Paul, Jailbird Chris Albert and so forth. – to not point out the drunkard sheriff of Hampden County, Nick Cocchi?
The most recent illegal-alien sob story is that the ICE round-ups imply they will’t go to church.
That is fairly the brand new phenomenon for all of the gangbangers, fentanyl sellers, girlfriend-beaters, drunk drivers and pedophiles — going to church.
Kinda like all of the thugs who get despatched to jail and all of the sudden discover Jesus, or Allah, or any person after which invariably grow to be function fashions for the youthful jailbirds, or so that they declare to the parole board.
I truly noticed a photograph in regime-controlled media this week of a international freeloader posing in entrance of an image of Jesus – what malarkey, as Joe Biden would say.
Everytime you examine any person’s closing message earlier than demise, it’s at all times both “chilling” or “eerie.”
Is there something sadder than a politician being described as a “perennial candidate?”
Curtis Sliwa, I’m speaking to you.
For those who’re a politician so corrupt that you just’re referred to as “embattled,” no less than theoretically you’ll get an opportunity at trial to show your innocence.
Simply ask runaway sheriff Steve Tompkins.
Simply don’t go to Maine for the weekend, Sheriff. It didn’t finish properly for one more embattled prime hat-wearing sheriff by the title of DiPaola.
When Democrats discuss saving “democracy,” what they actually imply is saving “forms.”
Headline: “Kamala Harris Says System is ‘Damaged.’”
Translation: I misplaced the final election, although I had a billion {dollars}.
Headline: “Schiff Complains Democracy is Beneath Assault.”
Translation: That mortgage-fraud grand jury has bought me chilly.
A phrase that now not means to readers what regime-controlled media assume it does:
Specialists, as in “consultants say….”
The consultants quoted by the press at all times have the identical options: greater taxes and vitality costs, obligatory lockdowns and racist insurance policies throughout the board, amongst different insane solutions, however by no means extra freedom or actual equality.
One other phrase that now not has any actual that means: “restitution.”
When was the final time any of those thieves ever paid again even a dime of the cash they stole?
No matter occurred to the Bartley-Fox gun regulation in Massachusetts?
Or the even older Sullivan Act in New York?
They had been purported to lock up thugs utilizing unlawful firearms, however one way or the other, the Democrats misplaced curiosity in jailing violent criminals – no less than those from the protected courses.
At any time when I see a type of “No Kings” demonstrations with all of the geriatric mask-wearing fugitives on walkers from assisted-living services, I bear in mind what the late Metropolis Councilor Dapper O’Neil used to say each time some outdated bats had been railing towards him:
“They oughta be residence, prayin’ for a cheerful demise.”
Gov. Gavin Newsom apparently by no means noticed the outdated Brylcreem advert on TV:
“A bit of dab’ll do ya.”
Did you discover the deer-in-the-headlights look that Pamela Smith, DC’s DEI Metro police chief, bought when a reporter requested her concerning the “chain of command” in her division?
Now that she’s been demoted by AG Pam Bondi, possibly “Chief” Smith will have the ability to work out what a series of command is.
Talking of which, as unhealthy as he’s, is it doable that BPD Commissioner Michael Cox is the final male police chief of a significant US metropolis?
Sen. Bernie Sanders can’t cease yapping concerning the “working class,” however he has about as a lot hands-on expertise with actual jobs as Gov. J.B. Pritzker has with salad bars.
Is it Beto O’Rourke, or Beta?
Do you kiss your mom with that filthy mouth of yours, Beta, and when are you going to personally begin attempting to remove the AR-15’s and AK-47’s of actual Texans who in actual fact personal them?
Of Market Basket boss Arthur T. DeMoulas’ three sisters, Frances is 75, Glorianne is 73 and Caren is 66.
Whilst Artie T. was paying down the $1.5-billion mortgage he used to purchase out the opposite facet of the household, every of the Golden Ladies was reportedly getting $40 million a yr in dividends, for doing nothing.
Why kill the golden goose, Golden Ladies, particularly if you’re on the again 9?
As an alternative, they’re behaving just like the three witches in Macbeth, stirring the pot.
“Double, double toil and bother/Hearth burn, and cauldron bubble/Honest is foul, and foul is truthful.”
Successful: Far-left PBS is chopping their finances 20%, because the $500 million cuts are having a “unfavourable rippling impact” on their agitprop distribution.
Wait, didn’t these tax-funded hyenas inform us for many years that they solely bought 1% or 8% of their finances from the filthy taxpayers in pickup vans with MAGA hats that they despise a lot?
That “unfavourable rippling impact” on NPR is giving me a constructive chuckling impact.
Suggestion for the state Republican get together: introduce a invoice to make Harvard pay its “justifiable share,” say, an annual 2% wealth tax on their $53-billion endowment, you already know, for the kids, the infrastructure, the investments sooner or later blah-blah-blah….
Isn’t 2% the identical quantity that the pretend Indian and Bernie needed to evaluate on People who, in contrast to themselves, work for a dwelling?
On the highest of the Sagamore Bridge, there’s an indication that claims it was inbuilt 1933-34 – two years.
How lengthy do you assume it’ll take to assemble the substitute Sagamore Bridge?
Anybody who believes the hacks’ eight-year estimate clearly doesn’t bear in mind the Large Dig, and in comparison with Maura Healey’s box-checking blow-in crew, the Large Dig was managed by engineering geniuses.
Who might have ever predicted that New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell could be indicted earlier than NY Lawyer Basic Leticia James?
