No one requested me however:
Every time anyone says they’re working class, assume they’re not.
Graham Platner, Maine Senate candidate from the Hotchkiss College, this implies you.
Equally true: when any person calls himself a troublesome man, he often ain’t.
Dementia Joe Biden on Friday known as the U.S. “Amerigotit,” and misgendered his lesbian press secretary KJP as “Kareem.”
However he was sharp as a tack, match as a fiddle — that’s what regime-controlled media, one hundred pc of them, advised us for 4 years.
Olivia Nuzzi out at Self-importance Truthful, proving as soon as once more the reality of Gore Vidal’s remark.
No expertise isn’t sufficient.
Ex-Boston cop Brian Albert, one of many “Home Defendants” in Karen Learn’s civil lawsuit, was a nasty piece of labor.
However finally he was only a suburban poseur from Canton, and the Boston boys in blue had a dismissive phrase for him and all his ilk.
KWAC’s — youngsters with out a nook, which means, they’d by no means frolicked in an city neighborhood, on a road nook.
Your nook outlined you — sensible guys in addition to cops. Simply ask the surviving Mullens in South Boston what “Mullen” refers to.
Every time a Trump initiative is stopped by a deranged coastal federal district-court decide, the ruling all the time runs on the entrance web page, above the fold.
Then a couple of days later when the man traveler’s choice is overturned by a better courtroom, that story inevitably finally ends up on web page 37.
This week’s instance: the GOP’s Texas Congressional-map redistricting to present Republicans 5 extra seats within the Home subsequent yr.
The plan was overturned final month by two rabid appellate-court comrades in what grew to become that information cycle’s apocalyptic walls-closing-in-on-Trump story.
Web page one, above the fold, in each paper/web site within the nation.
Thursday, Supreme Court docket overrules the Reds, 6-3, restores GOP maps… and it charges barely a point out, anyplace. Nothing to see right here people, transfer alongside.
Well-known H.L. Mencken quote: “Democracy is the speculation that the widespread individuals know what they need, and need to get it good and arduous.”
The Boston taxpayers are about to get it good and arduous from Michelle Wu — and so they voted for it.
Me? I’m simply glad I voted with my toes again when Mumbles was mayor.
Talking of which, objects within the rearview mirror often recede in measurement the additional away you get from them.
However within the case of Mumbles, the extra we see of Michelle Wu, and earlier than her Marty Walsh, the extra his stature rises.
If it comes right down to a Market Basket battle between Artie T. and the Golden Ladies, I suppose you understand whose facet I’m on.
New OCPF filings this week, and corrupt Norfolk DA Michael “Meatball” Morrissey reviews elevating zero cash for the ninth month in a row.
Over the past 14 months, Meatball has gotten precisely one contribution, $200 from a hack lobbyist who was on the payroll of crooked ex-Home speaker Thomas “Felon” Finneran.
The official you-won’t-have-Meatball-to-kick-around-anymore announcement needs to be coming, as Ronnie Millsap would say, any day now.
When a Democrat sheet cites both an nameless “profession official” or “individuals accustomed to the investigation,” they’re George Soros Democrats — one hundred pc of the time.
I don’t care what number of instances you say “justice-involved” or “returning people.”
To me, an ex-con will all the time be a jailbird.
What’s the definition of a Profile in Braveness amongst Massachusetts legislators?
Anybody who’ll take a Breathalyzer check.
Hakeem Jeffries — placing the hack again in Hakeem.
You possibly can’t have justice with out ICE.
Sgt. Sean Goode is now suspended from the Canton Police Division within the wake of the tried lynchings of Karen Learn, however on the stand within the first trial, he did supply a Hank Brennan-like malapropism as he tried to elucidate how he and his fellow bent badges needed to step again from the railroading of an harmless lady.
“We recruised ourselves,” he stammered.
Not recused, recruised. How Canton is it? Wonderful that he hasn’t been promoted to chief.
Of their day by day sob tales, why does the Globe so typically pose unlawful aliens both in church or in entrance of a portrait of Jesus?
And when are the Globe fluffers going to interview considered one of these thugs who doesn’t “communicate by way of an interpreter” — despite the fact that they’ve been flopping right here on the dole for 25 years.
It was that if a hack was pressured out of a job due to scandal, he’d say, “Cease pointing fingers.”
Now it’s, “I’m shifting ahead.”
Contemplating that it’s owned by the Soros household, wouldn’t it’s applicable to vary the decision letters of also-ran jock-sniffer station WEEI to WDEI, or possibly WCCP?
The outdated “principally peaceable” protests have develop into such a cliché that they’re now “broadly peaceable” protests.
Irrespective of the way you slice it, it’s nonetheless baloney.
Leticia James — placing the “hippo” again into “hypocrisy.”
I’m so outdated I can keep in mind when it was simply LGBT.
Now it’s LGBTQIA2S+, or is it 2SLGBTQIA+?
And the place is GF, for Gender Fluid?
Earlier than it’s over, they’re going to be claiming there’s extra “genders” than the American Kennel Membership has canine breeds.
If it comes right down to a battle between Larry Summers and the pretend Indian, I suppose you understand whose facet I’m on — even when I’m holding my nostril.
So glad Trump pardoned Rep. Henry Cuellar, D-TX.
So what if he was responsible, his solely actual crime for the Democrats was mentioning Joe Biden’s madness in letting hundreds of thousands of unlawful alien savages into civilization.
Relating to Cuellar, to paraphrase Randy Newman:
“Effectively he could also be a criminal however he’s our criminal. In the event that they assume they’re higher than him, they’re unsuitable.”
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