Have a look at these images — why achieve this most of the feminine hippie rioters have crewcuts and the blokes have ponytails?
You’ll be able to study a lot concerning the newest trend traits among the many non-working lessons from finding out these newest filthy, trust-funded, Nazi-sympathizing hippies who bought lugged downtown whereas, like, expressing solidarity with, you understand, uh, any individual, dude.
Getting arrested? Like, a complete bummer, man. However, like, no less than it provides you one thing new to brag about in your Grindr apps, proper?
These shiftless hippies broke a Boston cop’s nostril Tuesday night time. They pepper-sprayed no less than one different officer.
I’m certain the Citywide Bicycle Unit contains some very competent LEO’s, however at occasions like this, I miss the outdated TPF – the Tactical Patrol Drive. I can solely think about what the TPF would have achieved to this squirrely crew of “Road Fightin’ They/Thems.”
Bear in mind the TPF? In case you don’t, google “Rabbit Inn Dorchester Road.” Their canine had been at all times snarling, their uniforms appeared a bit soiled, like they’d all simply completed brawling in some alley.
And the TPF didn’t take any bleep from any hippie scum.
Anyway, you may study lots about these pampered blow-in drifters from their social media. So in the present day, let’s have a look at who was arrested, and what their social media tells us about them.
Meet Prahlad Iyengar, $500 bail. He’s a bongo participant, like Maynard G. Krebs again in “Dobie Gillis days.” It should be troublesome to be a musician whenever you’re handcuffed.
Styx Hatch, listed as “Individual” on social media. On the BPD incident report Styx is described as a “feminine,” however “Styx got here out as non binary at age 14,” in line with, uh, their profile. Isn’t this often called “misgendering?” Poor Styx – how can she “Sail Away” when “their” bail is about at $10,000? How does Hamas really feel about “non-binary” folks?
Owen Woodcock, $1,000 bond, is a BU grad who now works “as a nanny, babysitting.” They/them as soon as “labored at an city farm in Dorchester.” Does city farming embrace rising weed within the yard? Another quote from Owen’s on-line profile: “Owen spends time driving their bike….”
Amun Prophet, sporting the early Bob Dylan look set off by a dingy-looking keffiyeh. Bail set at $1,000. His resume contains “paint gross sales affiliate” and “Hillside Pizza.” Addresses in Allston and South Deerfield MA, which has modified lots since I used to be a child.
Osama El Khatib, 26, of Watertown, $10,000 bail. The identify says all of it.
Atalanta Carrig-Braun, 24, $7,500 bail. On social media listed as member of Emerson School’s cross-country and monitor groups. But someway she couldn’t outrun the BPD Tuesday night time. Additionally has a photograph of herself attending one thing known as “Westridge Microaggressions Meeting,” which should not have gone that nicely for her, contemplating her alleged macroaggressions.
Benjamin Andre Choucroun, 20, $500 bail. Seems to be a Tufts pupil, the place he’s “a member of Alternate Jews at Tufts (Alt-J).” On Oct. 7, when Hamas was slaughtering 1,200 Israelis, did they spare “alternate Jews?” He’s into “Palestinian solidarity.”
Jacob Pettigrew, 22, $5,000 bail. Went to Malden Excessive, then took a “hole yr… with deal with understanding meditations and breath.” Bear in mind, the BPD says his filthy mob set off pink choking smoke bombs on cops Tuesday night time – a lot for his dedication to respiration. Jake additionally goals of going “to a bunch of cool locations world wide.” How about to some cool jails someplace, possibly at South Bay or Nashua Road?
Roder Atwood, 21, of Somerville, $10,000 bail. Appears to have as little presence on social media as Thomas Crooks, one of many would-be assassins of President Trump final yr. Very odd, even stranger than his first identify.
