This can be a sob story about an unlawful alien.
However my unhappy story is the not the type of hoax-y piece pushed every day in regime-controlled media.
Pretend information is at all times slobbering over these poor machete-wielding, fentanyl-dealing, identity-stealing gangbangers who despair of being despatched again to the Third World, now not in a position to drive drunk, knock up their daughters, shoot up children’ baseball practices in Houston, rape American girls or set them on hearth within the subway after which get launched with no bail….
The sufferer in my illegal-alien sob story is the American taxpayer, whom Democrats count on to pay for all of the above crimes, dedicated by these hordes of shiftless, entitled savages.
This column considerations a single unlawful alien, and the way a lot the feds say she has stolen from us. All these statistics – and pictures – come from the US authorities. There might be no “corrections” resembling NBC “Information” needed to run after its current fake-news story a few Guatemalan thug in Leominster.
The identify of the unlawful of the day is Lina Maria Orovio-Hernandez, age 59.
This Colombian has been flopping within the US since 2003, has apparently not had a job since 2014. She is now charged by the feds with the next counts of welfare fraud:
- $259,589 in Part 8 hire handouts in Jamaica Plain from 2011 to January 2025.
- $101,257 in Social Safety incapacity advantages from 2011 to January 2025.
- $43,348 in SNAP (meals stamp advantages) from 2005 to January 2025.
All her fraudulent welfare handouts ceased in January 2025.
Say, I’m wondering what modified in January 2025. Why did the federal government all of the sudden cease subsidizing this sort of Third World fraud on Jan. 20, 2025?
However wait, it will get worse. This typical unlawful alien additionally admitted to illegally voting within the 2024 presidential election. Right here’s a photograph taken final Nov. 5, at a financial institution, overtly exhibiting off her “I Voted” sticker.
Who do you suppose this profession greed-crazed Third World welfare fraudster voted for?
Kamala Harris or Donald J. Trump?
I checked the docket on her federal courtroom case yesterday, and when her trial begins in January, she may have a Spanish-language translator.
Which implies that though she’s been vacationing right here on our dime since 2003, apparently she nonetheless can’t communicate a lick of English, or a minimum of not a lot.
I’m reminded of the phrases of the late BMC Decide Elijah Adlow, who each time confronted with a defendant (say, a shoplifter) who demanded an interpreter, would increase his eyebrows and inform the cholo:
“Appears you realized to choose up our merchandise lots sooner than you’ve realized to choose up our language.”
In line with the indictment, Lina stole the id of a Puerto Rican and has been dwelling massive on welfare ever since. I’m wondering how a lot these bogus citizenship paperwork price her.
No matter, her ROI – return on funding – is much more than any of us who should work for a dwelling have ever made on our 401K’s or IRA’s.
Confronted with the horrible prospect of deportation again to a primitive society the place she may really must get a job, the senorita has desperately trotted out all the identical form of excuses that regime-controlled media cite daily of their sob tales about undocumented Democrats attempting desperately to remain on this horrible racist, xenophobic society that they so despise.
To start with, as in Leominster (web site of the newest faux information about ICE), when the feds got here to her welfare crib in JP, she wouldn’t open the door. She didn’t want no stinkin’ warrants.
From the feds’ movement opposing launch of this overseas freeloader:
“Legislation enforcement needed to breach each a entrance and bed room door to realize entry to the residence and apprehend the defendant.
“Furthermore, the federal government described that the defendant was present in her bed room with sneakers on at 8:00 AM, close to the window to her first-floor residence, which was open with the display raised regardless of the temperature being 30 levels and the curtains visibly blowing from a breeze.”
Unhappy. Didn’t Lina understand though it was winter in Boston when she was lugged, it was summer time the place she belongs, down south of the border? After all, in Colombia, she may really must assist herself for the primary time in many years.
“The defendant’s main supply of revenue since 2014 has been SSI incapacity advantages…. No constant work historical past.”
Like each final certainly one of these greed-crazed felony illegals, she claims to have medical situations. After all we’re paying for his or her alleged remedy, as a result of illegals are on 100% all-expenses-paid holidays.
This overseas grifter stated she has breast most cancers. One other grande lie-o.
“She accomplished remedy in 2016 and has solely acquired annual checkups since then.”
She – or ought to I say, her public defender, who Individuals are additionally selecting up the tab for – additionally argued that she couldn’t flee as a result of she doesn’t even have sufficient left of her stolen welfare pesos to purchase a bus ticket. One other grande lie-o.
“The defendant took lively measures to hide over $500 in US and Colombia foreign money every week earlier than arrest after recognizing legislation enforcement at her residence complicated.”
At a current listening to it was prompt that she put on an digital bracelet. Seems, simply “earlier than the preliminary look (she) inquired about how lengthy a battery lasts on an digital bracelet.”
Hmmm. So, as Decide Adlow might need stated, it seems like she’s picked up our current digital know-how lots faster than she’s picked up our language.
The excellent news is, this undocumented Democrat stays in federal custody. Have a look at this fashion, Lina – you’re nonetheless getting your three hots and a cot a day, freed from cost courtesy of the gringos, identical to you may have been for the final 22 years. What’s el differencio?
One down, 20 million to go.
That’s my illegal-alien sob story of the day. To think about all of the trillions of {dollars} that these Third World savages have stolen from us Individuals over the past half-century makes me very unhappy.
However I’d be much more sad if Lina’s candidate had gained the election final 12 months. Then I’d actually be weeping buckets. Within the poorhouse.
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