“DEI Cleanup in Aisle 5! DEI Cleanup in Aisle 5! STAT!”
Go woke, go broke.
Brown College is simply the newest so-called elite establishment to be taught the arduous approach that it’s by no means a good suggestion to do away with benefit hiring and as a substitute depend on… that PC Democrat clown posse that was doing slapstick on reside TV Thursday night time in Windfall.
And now the supercilious Ivy League twits attempt to dodge the implications of their woke follies.
C’mon down, Zachary Cunha. In the course of the Biden disaster, he was the US lawyer for Woke, I imply Rhode Island.
And now he comes out of the Brown bullpen, as the varsity put it Monday, “to help the College in coordinating with federal, state and native legislation enforcement companies.”
In different phrases, Cunha’s job is to persuade the Individuals now working the federal authorities to offer Brown’s motley crew of gender-benders, anti-Semites and filthy-rich legacies a very good leaving alone.
Cunha is the right man for the job. If you wish to cover one thing actual good, simply stick it in certainly one of Zachary Cunha’s legislation books. He’ll go away no stone unturned, besides the one the Democrat is hiding below.
Cunha wasn’t employed simply because he went to Brown. Anyone can go to Brown, so long as they both examine sufficient protected-class packing containers or have billionaire mother and father who can decide up the $93,000 annual tab.
No, Cunha was employed as a result of he already is aware of how one can broom a DEI scandal.
Does the title Shelley Joseph ring a bell?
As a member of the MA Democrat State Committee from Brookline, she clearly deserved a $207,854.93-a-year part-time hack job as a state choose.
As soon as appointed, the Democrat apparatchik couldn’t wait to let a profession twice-deported illegal-alien prison Dominican drug vendor out the again door of the Newton courthouse to flee an ICE agent.
Why would she so brazenly impede justice? I instructed you, she’s a Democrat from Brookline. It was skilled courtesy.
She was indicted within the first Trump administration, and undoubtedly would have been convicted, simply because the shrew choose in Milwaukee was final week for doing the very same factor.
However after Biden was put in as president, it grew to become clear that Decide Joseph would by no means do a day in jail, similar to she by no means missed a paycheck throughout her two-year trip, or needed to pay a dime of her personal authorized protection.
Once more, skilled courtesy.
However even Democrats needed to undergo the charade of an “investigation” earlier than dropping the slam-dunk expenses in opposition to their fellow traveler.
Rachael Rollins, then the brand new US lawyer in Boston, couldn’t deal with it. She was an excellent greater DEI catastrophe than Joseph. A yr later, it will take a DEI HAZMAT unit to wash up her hazardous waste.
So Biden’s corrupt handlers determined that Rollins would recuse herself and the Shelley Joseph case could be taken over by the brand new Democrat US lawyer in Windfall, Zachary Cunha, who had beforehand labored within the Boston workplace.
One other nationwide search!
It took Cunha roughly 10 minutes to, harrumph, conduct a radical investigation of his corrupt comrade.
“Its goal has been to make clear and, as warranted, to safe accountability for that conduct.”
Wink wink nudge nudge.
“I’ve concluded that the pursuits of justice are greatest served relatively than in a continued federal prison investigation….”
Following orders, Cunha dropped the beyond-a-reasonable-doubt felony expenses in opposition to the Democrat. As a substitute, he allowed the corrupt state “authorities” right here to completely neglect about it. Joseph ought to already be in jail, which is the place the Democrat choose in Milwaukee goes.
So Cunha has the right resume for his new gig. He’s obtained a model new case to comb below the rug.
However this can be a a lot worse scandal. This includes three murders, not only one crooked choose, plus a complete solid of cartoonish DEI caricatures he has to cowl up for.
Begin with the now-suspended school police chief, Rodney Chatman. He’d already been booted out of an earlier job on the College of Utah, and since getting the DEI nod at Brown has endured two votes of no confidence from his drive.
By the way in which, his division in Utah had been buffeted by scandal, together with a cop looking for nudes on a feminine sufferer’s cellphone. At Brown, his cops have been accused of slurring girls and making racist statements. Cease me when you’ve heard something like this earlier than….
Chatman ultimately sued the College of Utah. Now he’s gotten the bum’s rush once more, and I’m pondering his subsequent lawsuit, in opposition to Brown, shall be filed in three… two… one.
It’s all a part of the DEI playbook.
Often these woke DEI hiring fiascoes simply contain stuff like serial plagiarism (the previous president of Harvard) or a low-IQ Supreme Courtroom justice who muses aloud about how rifles can fireplace “800 rounds a second or no matter.”
Unserious individuals in severe jobs, in different phrases. Advantage signaling and white guilt, that’s all DEI quantities to.
Have you ever observed the pigmentation and gender of the 2 individuals who cracked the Brown case that so baffled all of the woke Democrat grandees? It was a homeless man and a “custodian” – a janitor in different phrases. Each of them white, and possibly straight.
Given the hiring insurance policies at Brown and all over the place else, these positions are about as excessive a white man can anticipate to ever go within the Ivy League ecosystem lately.
May which have been a part of the issue at Brown, do you assume?
A really very long time in the past, I used to be admitted to Brown College. Nevertheless it price $3,200 a yr, and even then there was no approach these Social Register snobs have been ever going to offer any scholarship cash to a poor white child from western Massachusetts.
I ended up going to a state college and it turned out okay, I assume. However I’ve by no means forgiven them for what they did to me, and I by no means will.
Wealthy child Zachary Cunha could have gotten away with fixing the felony case for his fellow Democrat trust-funder Shelley Joseph. However that is one DEI catastrophe he and the remainder of his pampered puke Democrat buddies received’t be capable to finger-point their approach out of.
Brown delenda est. Brown have to be destroyed.
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