Maura Healey is the Queen of Alibis

Who might have ever dreamed that Maura Healey’s title would flip up within the Jeffrey Epstein information earlier than, say, Robert Kraft, simply decide a reputation completely at random.

Warmth-Pump Healey by no means appeared like Epstein’s sort, in additional methods than one. However there she was, being name-dropped by a neighborhood hack determined to get a paying gig with the Democrat mega-pervert.

Granted, it’s a second-hand connection, guilt by affiliation. However that’s the usual Maura Healey herself set final November, when requested about Harvard’s connection to Epstein, by means of ex-university president Larry Summers.

“This entire Epstein factor has actually bothered me,” she stated. “These ladies deserve justice. Anyone who’s implicated by any of this needs to be held accountable.”

However that was then and that is now.

Her new place is that regardless that the hack who made this declare was paid hundreds from her 2014 marketing campaign, so he clearly has some connection to her, she is aware of nothing, and due to this fact she shouldn’t be held accountable regardless that by her personal definition she is implicated.

The week has not gotten off to an excellent begin for Maura. First she needed to situation that assertion denying any ties to Epstein. Because the previous political saying goes, in the event you’re denying, you’re dropping.

However even worse than denying is mendacity, and yesterday Maura Healey appeared to be once more shading the reality, on the very least. As soon as once more, the governor was introduced down by her slobbering coddling of unlawful aliens, particularly of the felony selection.

The US lawyer, Leah Foley, introduced one other mega-bust of welfare fraudsters, principally from the Dominican Republic. (Cease me in the event you’ve heard this one earlier than.)

After final month’s $7-million bust of a Haitian food-stamp fraud ring, Maura retorted that the referral on the Haitians got here from the state Division of Transitional Help (DTA). Not very plausible, however Leah couldn’t completely knock it down.

However yesterday, the feds have been completely prepared. The preliminary tip on the sinister international fiends got here from the state of Rhode Island, and so they tipped off Massachusetts that the Third World grifters have been ripping off each states.

If not for the Herald reporter Tim Dunn, Maura wouldn’t have been requested about this newest fraud occurring beneath her very nostril, actually not by the amen refrain in Boston regime-controlled media. With regards to Maura, seldom – make that by no means – is heard a discouraging phrase in Boston agitprop.

However Dunn requested her for a touch upon this newest Massachusetts mega-fraud, to which Maintain-It Healey smugly replied:

“If it’s just like the final one, that’s a case that was referred to the US lawyer’s workplace for prosecution.”

Besides it wasn’t. That is what Leah Foley stated in her ready assertion in regards to the investigation by the US Agriculture Division’s inspector basic:

“The USDA OIG is just not conscious of the Mass DTA making any referral report back to the USDA regarding this theft.”

The US lawyer checked. You may wager on that. Again on the State Home, Dunn tried to squeeze in a follow-up:

“Do you have to flip over the data to the feds?”

“You’re welcome,” she stated. “Thanks.”

So now, for Maura, it’s time for an additional reality cleanup on Aisle 5.

Probably, her harried gals will level out that she prefaced her, uh, incorrect assertion with “If it’s just like the final one.” Clearly, they are going to sniff, it wasn’t. She didn’t categorically say it was. So there!

However Maura Healey is the Queen of Alibis. Listed here are a couple of different potential excuses she will use right this moment if Tim Dunn catches up together with her (as a result of you understand not one of the different crack State Home scribes dare method Her Highness besides on bended knee).

Governor, why didn’t you inform the reality yesterday in regards to the newest unlawful welfare fraud?

How will she reply?

“I can’t converse to that due to the continuing investigation.” (Excuse she makes use of for stonewalling questions in regards to the alleged State Police investigation of her gang-banging, alleged cocaine-dealing western Mass aide LaMar Prepare dinner.)

“I by no means stated that.” (Excuse employed when first requested about her bragging that she shut down two natural-gas pipelines, a boast that was recorded on video.)

“I used to be making an attempt to economize.” (Her second excuse for killing the 2 fuel pipelines, after the primary one was uncovered as a complete lie.)

“These items occur.” (Excuse used when one among her pampered unlawful aliens raped a younger disabled lady in one among her international freeloader flophouses in Rockland.