DEAR MISS MANNERS: At a dinner occasion I attended at a lodge, the tables had been 10-foot rounds with tablecloths that went to the ground. The dinner was buffet-style, however we had been all carrying semi-formal apparel.
The girl sitting subsequent to me pulled the tablecloth up from the ground and set it on her lap, proudly saying that she wasn’t going to get any meals on her robe.
If she hadn’t made this announcement, I doubtless wouldn’t have seen she did this. The tablecloth was black, as had been our napkins.
Would Miss Manners present steering on this observe?
GENTLE READER: George Washington already did!
Basic Washington, as he appropriately wished to be known as after his presidency, was a grasp etiquetteer. It was he who issued the primary guidelines of American protocol, in order that it will be dignified with out aping European courtroom life.
A lot earlier in life, as a schoolboy, he had copied down an inventory of etiquette guidelines circulated by Jesuits. And Rule 100 needed to do with the misuse of the tablecloth.
True, it particularly prohibited utilizing the tablecloth to scrub one’s tooth, and your dinner companion was no less than not responsible of that. Nonetheless, the rule must be understood in a broader sense: that the tablecloth shouldn’t be put to private use. Its job is to cowl the desk.
A fabric which may be used to guard the lap from spills, and for patting crumbs or sauces on the mouth, has been issued: the serviette.
That ought to settle the etiquette side. You’re certainly not going to defy George Washington or, for that matter, argue with a bunch of 18th-century Jesuits.
However you might have left Miss Manners with the imaginative and prescient of a desk laden with glassware, plates and meals — and somebody pulling on the tablecloth. Not a good suggestion.
DEAR MISS MANNERS: We’re a blended household. I invited our grownup kids to Thanksgiving. They responded by asking if “different folks,” i.e. non-family members, is likely to be there. I mentioned presumably.
They approached my husband (their father), and emphasised that they need solely members of the family at Thanksgiving.
Is it impolite to dictate the visitor checklist whenever you’re not internet hosting the get together?
GENTLE READER: Didn’t you simply say you had been a household? And now you’re a hostess outraged about friends’ usurping your privileges?
Absolutely the youngsters of the household could ask if Thanksgiving dinner may be restricted to family members. You and your husband ought to think about their causes, which strike Miss Manners as a potential curiosity in household bonding.
However they need to additionally take heed to your causes — “However then our widowed neighbor might be alone” — in case you resolve to incorporate others.
And you’ll be happy to know that you simply do, certainly, get to make the ultimate resolution — not merely as hosts, however as dad and mom who’ve weighed everybody’s emotions.
DEAR MISS MANNERS: When you say, “Would you come for Thanksgiving?,” is that an invite or a requirement?
GENTLE READER: An invite, in case you insert the phrase “please.” In any other case, it sounds a bit iffy, as in: “Would you come if I requested you?”
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