The Democrats now are all ‘Alibi Ikes’

“Errors have been made.”

Keep in mind when Invoice Clinton was president and he bought caught mendacity beneath oath in a civil deposition about Monica Lewinsky?

It was obstruction of justice. A criminal offense, a felony. Besides that as a Democrat, Clinton bought to brush off his crime as a “mistake,” and use the passive voice — “have been made.” So as a substitute of “crimes have been dedicated,” it was “errors have been made.”

That was in 1998. On reflection, it was the start of an entire cottage trade of excuse-making by Democrats for his or her appallingly unhealthy, usually unlawful conduct.

The Democrats now are all Alibi Ikes, to make use of the outdated Ring Lardner expression.

Let’s begin with mortgage fraud. The Democrats went after Donald Trump with lawfare — charging him with all types of nonsensical non-offenses, each felony and civil.

Guess what’s occurred. It’s the outdated story — you’ll be able to at all times decide the best way to begin a combat, however as soon as it’s began it could not very nicely be your choice as to the best way to finish it.

Simply ask Sen. Adam Schiff. He was one of many lead conspirators within the Russian collusion hoax. It was all BS, 100 per cent. Now it’s payback time, and it’s all about his alleged mortgage fraud.

Schiff’s bought two mortgages, in California and in Maryland. Seems, he has two major residences, with 3 % mortgages. Have to be good! Drawback is, these things is straightforward to run, particularly you probably have your entire federal authorities at your disposal.

Because the Wall Avenue Journal famous this week, since January the Trump administration has put lawfare on an assembly-line foundation. And in contrast to the whole lot they did to Trump, this new technology of expenses are all in black and white, lower and dried.

No man is above the legislation. Keep in mind?

So Schiff goes on regime-controlled media and whines that he’s a sufferer of “weaponization.”

They’re weaponizing the felony code in opposition to Shifty Schiff! How dare they! On cable, he tried to look actually indignant. However after the present, Pencil Neck went out and did one thing he by no means dreamed he’d need to do, given his standing in a number of protected lessons.

He arrange a authorized protection fund.

Profitable!

However he’s simply one of many Democrats Trump goes after on mortgage fraud.

How about Leticia James, the plus-sized legal professional normal of New York, who was elected on the platform of discovering a criminal offense to cost Donald Trump with.

Now it seems she too owns a number of major residences. She signed one doc in NY claiming she was married to her father. In keeping with a more recent doc, her authorized domicile is in Virginia.

A four-apartment brownstone she owns in Brooklyn grew to become a five-unit constructing, the higher for insurance coverage and property-tax functions.

Now there’s a posse chasing her. She employed as her legal professional an ambulance-chaser named Abbe Lowell, final seen representing a crack-addled bag man named Hunter Biden.

Lowell put out a letter accusing the feds of “cherry-picking” the proof.

Cherry choosing! That’s one of many new “mistakes-were-made” alibis. Financial institution robbers ought to use that excuse — why are you indicting me for robbing one financial institution? Have you learnt what number of banks I didn’t rob?

You’re cherry-picking the banks!

Subsequent comes Lisa Cook dinner, the DEI governor of the Federal Reserve. She took out two mortgages on major residences in a two-week interval in 2021 — in Ann Arbor, Michigan, the place she’s a Claudine Homosexual-like professor of racial grievances, and Atlanta, Georgia.

Cease me if you happen to’ve heard this one earlier than.

Now it seems Cook dinner had a 3rd mortgage — in Cambridge. As a result of all corruption one way or the other leads again to Massachusetts. Did I point out that Schiff is from Framingham initially and went to Harvard Regulation College?

Cook dinner’s lawyer mentioned these a number of major residences have been simply “errors.”

“Clerical errors.”

“Inadvertent clerical errors.”

Is the speculation that, if you happen to’re actually jammed up, all you need to do is throw in one other adjective, and the grand jury will fail to indict?

The humorous factor about all this mickey-the-dunce protection from all these esteemed Democrats is that the majority of them are legal professionals. Don’t they perceive that they’re speculated to, you recognize, learn the paperwork, particularly those you signal beneath pains and penalties of perjury.

Anybody who’s ever taken out a mortgage, or signed any authorized doc for that matter, is aware of the routine. The lawyer tells you to preliminary each web page.

That approach, if one thing goes sideways, you’ll be able to’t declare it was an error. A clerical error. An inadvertent clerical error.

Possibly the Democrats ought to name it “largely peaceable mortgage fraud.” Or “free-range natural mortgage fraud.”

One other factor she’s known as the costs — “obscure, unsubstantiated allegations.”

Once more, two adjectives. And the way a lot of an allegation are notarized, registered deeds, and so forth?

Right here’s one other one. What’s it when Republicans bust Democrats for mortgage fraud?

“A measure of desperation.”

Takes one to know one is what I say.

Right here’s what Trump informed Lisa Cook dinner: “You’re fired.”

How concerning the native choose in Milwaukee who let an unlawful alien out the again door of her courthouse? Now she’s beneath federal indictment. Her phony-baloney protection? Letting the savage thug escape was a part of her “official duties.”

In the meantime, Tulsi Gabbard is in control of separating all these pablum-puking “intelligence officers” from the general public trough. All of them declare they’re spies, although in most of their pictures on line, they’re in night robes or tuxedos.