There could also be a couple of empty seats across the festive desk this December at Mayor Michelle Wu’s annual no-whites-need-apply Kwaanza occasion on the Parkman Home.
That thought occurred to me yesterday, watching Excessive Sheriff Steve Tompkins do the perp stroll exterior the federal courthouse at his arraignment on extortion fees.
The Wu Klux Klan’s annual celebration of apartheid (in a public constructing no much less) is for “Electeds of Coloration” – not the “Indicteds of Coloration” or the “Kleptos of Coloration.”
Take a look at this picture from the mayor’s 2023 cross-burning, er, vacation occasion — in happier instances, as they all the time say. On the head of the desk, within the white vest, is the Excessive Sheriff himself. And look who’s sitting to his proper – Mr. Ayanna Pressley, also referred to as Conan Harris.
What’s fascinating about that, you ask?
Effectively, Conan Harris is an ex-con, a jailbird. He did 10 years for drug trafficking. And there’s he, having fun with a racially pure night subsequent to somebody who’s, let’s face it, a future jailbird.
Not less than the Excessive Sheriff has somebody he can flip to for somewhat pre-incarceration recommendation and counsel.
It isn’t solely Tompkins who could also be unable to attend this 12 months’s soulful soiree – Rachael Rollins is gone from her hack jobs as a woke persecutor, banished to Roxbury Group School, from which board member Tompkins himself has now needed to flee.
Town councilor Rollins tried to repair the district lawyer’s battle for, Ricky Ricardo Arroyo, is gone. That 2023 occasion was his remaining slurp on the trough. One other Boston metropolis councilor of shade, Kendra Lara, likewise retired that very same 12 months as a result of sick well being – the voters (and the cops) bought sick of her.
Not less than these former Electeds of Coloration aren’t in peril of being deported. Which is greater than you possibly can say for an additional one who I’m sure bought an invitation to that swell 2023 occasion with the ex- and future jailbirds.
I refer after all to Tania Fernandes Anderson, the ex-city councilor from District 7, now headed for federal jail, very like one in every of her predecessors from District 7, Chuck “Tremendous Fly” Turner.
The primary Muslim African unlawful alien and so forth. on the Council is a naturalized citizen, that means she ought to be denaturalized for her atrocious crimes after which deported again to the Darkish Continent.
And Tania isn’t the one Elected of Coloration in peril of deportation. There’s additionally ex-Sen. Dean Tran. Granted, he’s from Fitchburg and he’s a Republican, however doesn’t he cross the Wu Klux Klan’s one-drop rule, of not being white?
With all these no-shows this 12 months, shouldn’t Metropolis Corridor attain out within the spirit of bipartisanship and lengthen an invitation to the extinguished solon Tran?
Personally, I feel Dean would make a beautiful Santa Claus for the assembled grifting group. He’d be nice chuckling, “Ho ho ho,” as a result of he was in any case born in Ho Chi Minh Metropolis.
Sadly, Dean Tran must ship his regrets. In accordance with the Bureau of Prisons web site, Tran’s launch date from the pen at Devens isn’t till Might 1, 2026, and God solely is aware of how lengthy he’ll get at his subsequent trial, along with his sister of shade.
Nonetheless, I feel Dean would respect an invitation. Mayor Wu, simply be sure you get his Bureau of Prisons quantity proper – 87455-510.
You understand how it goes with shedding political candidates. They’re unable to promote sufficient tickets to fill a corridor, so that they “paper” the gang.
Perhaps the anti-racist racists must try this this 12 months. Maybe they may invite some retired Electeds of Coloration who’ve paid their money owed to society after being Incarcerateds of Coloration.
Ex-Sen. Dianne Wilkerson (BOP # 21757-038) involves thoughts. From stuffing Benjamins into her bra on an FBI digital camera to working on the Benjamin nursing residence on Mission Hill – I’ll wager she’d wish to have a holly, jolly Kwaanza on the home on the Parkman Home.
Keep in mind Monica Cannon-Grant? Not so way back, she was the largest (in additional methods than one) race grifter within the metropolis. She’d swoon over that Yuletide Parkman Home feast – she loves any buffet. However sadly, Monica too is all jammed up. Her corruption trial begins in federal court docket in October.
What about inviting one other native race hustler of yore – Henry Rogers? Chances are you’ll know him by his show-biz moniker — Ibram X. Kendi. Sadly, Hank too has fled from Commonwealth Avenue, his BU flim-flam shuttered.
Perhaps the remaining Electeds of Coloration might invite Claudine Homosexual, the rabidly anti-Semitic plagiarist who was president of Harvard College till any individual ran her doctoral thesis (together with acknowledgements) via AI.
It’s an occupational hazard within the DEI lessons.
No matter occurs with the visitor record to Mayor Wu’s 2025 reverse Jim Crow Christmas occasion, no less than we all know that Excessive Sheriff Tompkins can have loads of help in the neighborhood – each inside and out of doors the jail partitions.
Yesterday, he was accompanied to his arraignment by Marty Weinberg, not a lawyer of shade. Marty usually represents crooked hacks early within the course of – assume corrupt State Police union boss Dana Pullman, who would even be turned away on the door of the Parman Home that night.
However as time goes by, the thieves understand the utter hopelessness of their guilt, and so they shift from Weinberg right down to… public defenders. I predict that’s what the Excessive Sheriff will even do.
In any case by the Excessive Sheriff’s personal woe-is-me account, he began out as a baby on welfare, and now he’s going to finish his squalid profession the identical manner – with public help.
I hope the Excessive Sheriff continues to be at giant come December and will get one remaining no-honkies occasion earlier than he goes away. One final probability to affix in a hearty refrain of “I’m Dreaming of a Non-White Christmas.”
God bless us every one!
Herald file picture
Former state Sen. Dianne Wilkerson is seen stuffing a money bribe in her bra in an undercover picture. (FBI picture)
